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- DEBRA KADABRA
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- Debra Kadabra, say she's a witch,
- shit-ass Charlotte, aint that a bitch?
- Debra Kadabra, haw that's rich.
- June, a rancho granny,
- Shook her wrinkled fanny
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- Shoes are too tight and pointed
- Ankles sorta puffin' out
- Cause me to shout:
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- Oh Debra Algebra Ebneezra Kadabra
- Witch goddess, witch goddess of Lankershim Boulevard.
- Cover my entire bodice, with Avon Cologna.
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- And drive me to some relative's house, in East L.A. (foogadah! ?)
- (Just till my skin clears up)
- Turn it to channel thirteen,
- and maybe watch the rubber tongue, when it comes out
- from the puffed, and flanulent Mexican rubbergoods mask.
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- Next time they show the Brnokka
- Make me buy The Flosser.
- Make me grow brainiac fingers.
- But with more hair!
- (But with more hair)
- Make me kiss your turquoise jewelry.
- Emboss me.
- Rub the hot front part of my head,
- with rented unguents
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- Give me bas relief!
- Cast your dancing spell my way
- I promise to go under it.
- If she casts a spell my way,
- I promise to go under it.
- If she casts a spell my way,
- I promise to go under it.
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- Oh, hear this!
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- Learn the pachuco hop, and let me twirl you!
- Learn the pachuco hop, and let me twirl you!
- Oh Debra Fauntleroy Magnesium Kadabra! Take me with you!
- Don't you want any a these?